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Dennys
Dec. 4th, 2025 08:55 pmsupermeme posting in bakerstreet
Except Denny's.
RULES
1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why the hell you'd do this to yourself.
3. Okay, you have no excuse to be here because Denny's is doing delivery now. This is the age we live in. Denny's delivers. Dear god.
Midfuck
Dec. 4th, 2025 07:23 pmvivalaopenpost posting in bakerstreet
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| Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience? In that case, rejoice! This RULES:
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The secret is that I'm the favorite
Dec. 4th, 2025 01:56 pmasoftermeme posting in bakerstreet |
| Because is there anything better than a dangerous, potentially deadly stoic whose one weakness is their sweet, harmless object of affection? Especially if the latter has the former wrapped around their finger, knowingly or otherwise. To avoid tl;dr - suddenly, a wild weakness approaches! Their attempt to turn you into a puddle of goo at the knees, whether purposeful or not, is very effective.
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more than 10? more than 100??
Dec. 4th, 2025 01:13 pmparrygripp posting in bakerstreetguess the body count!
Rather than telling us your count, leave a blank top-level for others to respond to with their best guess. Closest guesser gets a prize! ...Wait, what? What do you mean there's no prize?
HOW to JOIN
- Post your character with some prefs if you choose.
- Other people guess your character's body count based on looks alone!
- Let 'em know if they're right or keep 'em guessing.
- Prizes optional.
The secret circle
Dec. 4th, 2025 06:30 amfirstofherusername posting in bakerstreet
| the demon's bride You lit all the right candles. Chanted the right incantation with correct punctuation. You dotted ever i to summon a being from hell… ...only you didn’t read the fine print, and not every contract is signed in ink. You’re now bonded to the demon, too, in a way you never dreamed. Till death do you part... ‧ somehow, your character has either purposefully or accidentally summoned a demon (or is the demon) that requires a romantic/sexual component. ‧ let us know what role you'd like to play. ‧ tag here and there. |
Woke up married
Dec. 3rd, 2025 07:32 pmanonconda posting in bakerstreetWOKE UP MARRIED
You wake up somewhere...strange. You don't remember the previous night. In fact, you may not recognize what's going on at all.
Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.
You got married!
Make a top-level with character and canon, preferences, all that jazz.
Tag others.
You're now married. Congrats? Or here's a map to the courthouse, if you wanna get that annulled. Expect you'll have to untangle yourself from your spouse and figure out what the hell just happened.
halfway point for weekly mistletoe
Dec. 3rd, 2025 06:21 pmmistletoeings posting in bakerstreet
My ins are boxing
Dec. 3rd, 2025 06:02 pmmemeboogeyman posting in bakerstreet
love letters + shipping texts meme
fmk
Dec. 3rd, 2025 01:54 pmfunandcutememes posting in bakerstreetFUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist
You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.
how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️
a game with a twist
You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.
how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️
[Voice Test] Witch's Homework hit muse and mun with an unexpected punch to the feels /yel
Dec. 3rd, 2025 01:54 pmpursuesgold posting in dear_munShe...hasn't forgotten about me.
[ His voice is almost breathless, awed, as he plays the message over in his mind. Eyes flicker as he tries to hold onto every word, every sound. His mind lingers on her voice, a gentleness he's unused to... Her salutation...
'Dearest Albedo'...
Dearest... He scoffs. ]
What a thing to say...
[ And yet, he keeps repeating it over and over in his head. Dearest. Dearest. Dearest, dearest, dearest, dearestdearestdearestdearestdearest--
a shaky exhale as he closes his eyes. In spite of himself, his cheeks are flushed. ]
I...do truly need to think.
[ He's so unused to feeling, let alone this intensely. Returning to the comfort of his own analytical musings would be a welcome respite. ]
[ His voice is almost breathless, awed, as he plays the message over in his mind. Eyes flicker as he tries to hold onto every word, every sound. His mind lingers on her voice, a gentleness he's unused to... Her salutation...
'Dearest Albedo'...
Dearest... He scoffs. ]
What a thing to say...
[ And yet, he keeps repeating it over and over in his head. Dearest. Dearest. Dearest, dearest, dearest, dearestdearestdearestdearestdearest--
a shaky exhale as he closes his eyes. In spite of himself, his cheeks are flushed. ]
I...do truly need to think.
[ He's so unused to feeling, let alone this intensely. Returning to the comfort of his own analytical musings would be a welcome respite. ]
WHAT DID YOU EAT YESTERDAY? a show and tell meme
Dec. 3rd, 2025 11:14 amtorine posting in bakerstreet
a/b/o meme
Dec. 2nd, 2025 10:54 pmalkali posting in bakerstreet
In our world, sexual roles are commonly defined by genders -- male or female or other, by sexualities -- gay or straight, bi or asexual or in-between. But what if they were defined by something else entirely?
Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse is a fusion of fanfiction tropes and animalistic behavior. In this world, sexual roles are divided into three categories: the Alphas (the dominant, the protective and the aggressive), the Betas (ordinary humans) and the Omegas (submissive, fertile and able to carry children).
RESOURCES:CONTENT WARNING: Below the cut contains descriptions of animalistic sexual behavior as applied to humans, situations of dubious consent, explicit situations, mpreg, and scenarios of societal oppression. Click with caution!
Fanlore on the Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse
Alphas, Betas and Omegas: A primer.
ROLES:
1 - The Alpha.
* Stereotypically type A personalities.
* Anatomically: Males have a penis; females may have a penis in addition to a vagina.
* Alphas knot their mates, meaning that the base of the penis swells and locks them inside their mate while they produce copious amounts of semen in an effort to breed.
* Strong sense of smell.
* Near an Omega in heat, they experience a compulsion to mate that is almost impossible to overcome.
* Alphas may go into rut, which is their equivalent of Omega heat, and drives them to mate.
2 - The Beta.
* Ordinary human being.
* Males have penises; females have vaginas.
* Can mate to anyone.
* Might be able to smell hormones of Omegas and Alphas, but will not be overwhelmingly affected by them.
3 - The Omega.
* Stereotypically submissive, quiet, intelligent and less physically able.
* Female anatomy is similar to Betas; males are self-lubricating and may have either an external or internal vaginal setup.
* Regularly go into heat, which involves being overcome by the urge to mate. They are unable to consent while in heat.
* May be made compliant by a bite to the neck. However, that may also induce a mating bond.
* Often regarded as second-class citizens or prizes to be won.
SITUATIONS:
1 - Bonding - Love at first sight. You've spotted your soulmate. You can smell them, you can feel them, you know that they'll be with you until the end of your days. Unless there's something between the two of you. It could be age - maybe one of you has to wait until the other has reached maturity. It could be that the bond is one-sided, and the other has yet to fall in love. It could be an unwanted bond, or society could have divided you into different places. Is your love strong enough to conquer?
2 - Heat/Rut - The need is coming on you strong. Everyone for a half-mile around can smell it. Better find someone to ride it out with, or hole yourself up in a room with a few bottles of water and a durable sex toy. And you'd better hope that there isn't someone out there who will take advantage of your pliable state. Best case scenario, there might be a Beta who can take care of you, or fend off anyone too predatory.
3 - Pregnancy - Whether through a heat or not, you're pregnant. Congratulations - or condolences. Is it time to start a family, or time to start panicking?
4 - Suppressants - You're using suppressants to keep yourself on an even hormone cycle, skipping heats, or maybe pretending to pass as a different class of society. After all, Omegas might want to be in the military, where they're not usually allowed - or an Alpha might want to take a job in a university or as a nurse. Shouldn't they be allowed to, if their hormones are suppressed? Just hope that you don't miss a dose.
5 - Mistaken Identity - That friend that you always thought was an Alpha, or an Omega, or a neutral Beta, turns out to be something entirely different, and your world is turned absolutely upside down. Does it challenge your preconceptions? Or does it just ruin the balance between you two?
6 - Unlikely Pairs - After all, there's no actual reason that Alphas have to mate with Omegas. Maybe two Omegas can satisfy each other. Or two Alphas. Or your intended mate could easily be a Beta. Maybe this is just about breaking out of your pre-established role and becoming something new.
7 - Manifestation - In some cases, an individual may not know they are Omega, Beta or Alpha until their first heat/rut/manifestation, usually happening in early teen years. It may take you by surprise; it may be a blessing, or may be a deep disappointment.
8 - Other - Adventures in getting jobs, making families, fighting bad guys, and anything else you can come up with!
Tragedy
Dec. 2nd, 2025 07:52 pmfirstofherusername posting in bakerstreet
| wheel of (mis)fortune meme ‧ post with your characters, preferences, limits. ‧ responders spin the wheel, deciding what delicious disaster will debilitate your character(s). ‧ look upon your works and despair. |
I am cringe but I am free
Dec. 2nd, 2025 05:54 pmdepletes posting in bakerstreet
CRINGE Could the gods cook up any worst torment than the feeling you get as you lay in bed and remember all the embarrassing foibles you got up to in eleventh grade? |
bucket list
Dec. 2nd, 2025 05:28 pmmoosejuice posting in bakerstreet
bucket list.
| - list a few experiences your character would like to...well, experience! - maybe someone volunteers to check off a few of those boxes, huh? |
fight me? more like fight for me.
Dec. 2nd, 2025 04:33 pmreigun posting in bakerstreetDEFEND OR DEJECT
how to play
- comment with your guy.
- guys tell you if they'd swear to protect yours with their life or leave them by the road to rot.
-or maybe they'd be the opp trying to blow up your character's spot idk.
how to play
- comment with your guy.
- guys tell you if they'd swear to protect yours with their life or leave them by the road to rot.
-or maybe they'd be the opp trying to blow up your character's spot idk.
Touch and die
Dec. 2nd, 2025 03:34 pmasoftermeme posting in bakerstreet
touch them, I'll kill you
— Roll the dice.
— Let the bodies hit the floor.
( Read more... )
First everything
Dec. 2nd, 2025 01:45 pmeddiestrangerthings posting in bakerstreet
Firsts to Share
HOW TO PLAY
• Nothing novel here. Drop them muses, get some tags.
• Respect preferences. Be as chill as the frost our rooftops.
PROMPTS
+ MIX IT UP. SEND A SYMBOL IN RESPONSE TO MY TOP-LEVEL FOR MY CHARACTER TO:
• Nothing novel here. Drop them muses, get some tags.
• Respect preferences. Be as chill as the frost our rooftops.
PROMPTS
- ANGRY: ( a ) is angry at ( b ) for the first time
- BED: ( a ) and ( b ) share a bed for the first time
- CAR: ( a ) shares a ride with ( b ) for the first time
- COOKING: ( a ) cooks for ( b ) for the first time
- CRYING: ( a ) sees ( b ) crying for the first time
- DATE: ( a ) asks ( b ) out on a date for the first time
- DRUNK: ( a ) drunk calls/texts ( b ) for the first time
- FLOWERS: ( a ) gives ( b ) flowers for the first time
- HAND: ( a ) touches/holds ( b )’s hand for the first time
- HEARTFELT: ( a ) sends ( b ) a heartfelt text/audio for the first time
- HUG: ( a ) hugs ( b ) for the first time
- HURT: ( a ) sees ( b ) hurt for the first time
- HOME: ( a ) goes to ( b )’s home for the first time MESS ( a ) sees ( b ) in a messy state for the first time
- JOURNAL: ( a ) writes about ( b ) in their journal for the first time
- SAFE: ( a ) feels safe around ( b ) for the first time
- SEEN: ( a ) sees ( b ) for the first time
- SICK: ( a ) sees ( b ) sick for the first time
- SNOOZE: ( a ) falls asleep on ( b ) for the first time
- SUN: ( a ) and ( b ) watch the sunrise together for the first time
- TEXT: ( a ) texts ( b ) first after a long silence for the first time
- UPSET: ( a ) sends ( b ) an upset text/audio for the first time
+ MIX IT UP. SEND A SYMBOL IN RESPONSE TO MY TOP-LEVEL FOR MY CHARACTER TO:
- 😘 kiss your character for the first time
- 🤗 hug your character for the first time
- 😢 cry in front of your character for the first time
- 👫 hold your character’s hand for the first time
- 👊 hit your character for the first time
- 🍔 cook for your character for the first time
- 🍻 get drunk with/in front of your character for the first time
- 🎤 sing in front of your character for the first time
- 🎨 show your character a special talent for the first time
- 🏡 go to your character’s house for the first time
- ✈️ travel with your character for the first time
- 🛌 sleep with your character for the first time
- ❤️ tell your character "I love you" for the first time
- 🖤 tell your character "I hate you" for the first time
- 🩹 be injured in front of your character for the first time
- 🚑 go to the hospital with/for your character for the first time
- 🎁 give your character a gift for the first time